Showing posts with label Mafia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mafia. Show all posts

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Master of UnderBOSS

Yup, today I'm officially Master of Underboss.
As a reward, i get a PRIVATE ISLAND..
Thus, the next mission is to be Master of Boss.




Till then, my gorgeous and sweet people on the earth

Warm regards,
Skilled Boss Lazarov Morolto Mogul
Spain-Italy-Bendigo



Wednesday, June 3, 2009

MAFIA Journey

This is my 2nd time travelling with this aircraft to go to Swan Hill & Kerang (pronounce as Kereng).
A bit unlucky because the previous pilot who is 3/4 handsome from John Mraz was not on duty..(hampeh tullah).
So, my pretty and gorgeous people, sometimes having a motion sickness is a good thing because you can be a co-pilot. Ha ha ha...Enjoy!!!
(saya berusaha mengSNAP gambo pilot, mula2 berpura-pura dengan mengsnap gambo sendiri beberapa kali dahulu) hikhikhik...



p/s: I will advocate to the Ministry of Health or Bendigo Hospital to buy this new private jet for the convenience of the psychiatrists in here.

Till then,

Viva La Vie MAFIA!!!

Monday, June 1, 2009

A LOVE note for my RAFA

My dear sweetheart darling gorgeous RAFA,

I realise that this is a hard time in your life and I do understand how your feeling at the moment is. I understand that you are tired. You worked so hard and you are doing your best. Just take your time and space. I want you know that NO matter what happens, even if you become the world’s enemy. I’ll always be your shinny knight in armour! We still have the Wimbledon & US Open sayang...When you feel like talking, I would love to spend sometime with you. Nanti kita jadi tarzan ye...kita calling2... Take a really good care of yourself. I always keep you in my silent prayer. Da!!!

Lots of hugs & kisses to you.
Xoxoxo

Warm regards,
Honey
Spain-Italy-Bendigo

“I played very short,” Nadal said. I didn't play great. I didn't play with calm at any time during all the match. That makes him easy to play at this level during all the match. So it was my fault, and he did well. He did very well, but I didn't play my best tennis and for that reason I lose. I have to accept my defeat as I accepted my victories: with calm. I need to learn, and you learn more when you lose than when you win. This is not a tragedy, losing here in Paris. It had to happen one day, and this is an excellent season for me. Of course it's a bit sad, but I have to overcome this as quickly as possible.”
To Roger fans,

Good luck for this Roland Garros. Congratulations in advance if you win this competition. It would have been sweeter if you had beaten the King of Clay himself. To those who “booing” my Rafa, what’s wrong with your mind? It’s a natural and normal human behaviour . At least we did not internally crying [when tears absorbs into your lens then through your optic disc travelling down your throat]. Roger cried when he lost to Rafa in Australian Open, Novak cried on his loss to Rafa in the Olympics. Tada!!!

p/s: Good Luck to Andy Murray, Andy Roddick & Dinara Safina [my dad’ s favourite player]


To Novak Djokovic , Ana Ivanovic & Fernando Verdasco

Much condolescence and sorry to learn of the recent unexpected lost. Personally and on behalf of my RAFA, I would like to express my deepest sympathy for your loss. I wish you all the possible comfort at this difficult time. Do tell me if you need any help at any time.


Warm regards,
Boss Lazarov Morolto,
Spain-Italy-Bendigo

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Once upon a time in Bendigo

Last year Don UDON...
How about this year?
tsk..tsk..tsk...

A Special Mafia Letter dedicated to Don Udon

Dear Miss Boss Don Udon,

I hope you find this letter in the best state of health, iman and taqwa.Happy Burstday my dear!!! It is the 24th one...hikhikhik..Welcome to the Club [Background song: Denial..denial..denial]

Another year has come and gone .Instead of counting candles, lets both of us contemplate the blessing and cherish the beautiful moments that we had in the past...

I pray that Allah will always bestow you with nur, taufik and hidayah, guide you with His furqan,and keep you in the straight path to jannah.
I wish you a wonderful life ahead with each hour and minute be filled with delight and may happiness will always be with you. Muahks...

p/s: as always..you still didn't reveal to me, to which group you are belong to. Thus my wish...

To my Iban/ Bidayuh/Orang Ulu/ Dayak /Kadazan/Dusun friend
a very happy, merry, loud and noisy Gawai Dayak and Tadau Kaamatan!
I wish you long life, good health & prosperity
Gong Xi Fat Chai...
Ang Pau lai lai...

p/s:Please claim your prezzies once you meet me. Sorry I can't give you through the Mafia Wars application

Take a really good care! See you in the future and if not in the hereafter.

Warm regards,

Boss Lazarov Morolto
Spain-Italy-Bendigo
lazarovmorolto.blogspot.com


* I thought that I want to upload your photo in my blog, but since you are a shy person, I didn't proceed with the plan. Sorry, my bad!

Cubaan Merompak

Ada orang cuba merompak saya..tetapi GAGAL...



Kaki seorang MAFIA

Superficial Anatomy of a truly Mafia: RAFA the King of Clay.
the King of my Heart
Pink : Roland Garos '09
Green: Roland Garros '08

Musculoskeletal of a LEG

FITFLOP

a pair of thongs (Australia)/ Chappal (India)/ slip-slops (South Africa)/jandals (New Zealand)/ slippers/pluggers/ go-aheads/chancletas/sandal.

For a casual walk to buy groceries.


SAYA Mahu kaki sebegini sexy .

“Oprah’s Favorites” of Summer 2008, with Heidi Klum guesting


NIKE Mary Janes Shoes : Untuk bekerja di Hospital

No high heel/ stilettoes/ wedges/ insolia/ kinky boots in ward, nanti registrar pompuan jeling jealous and susah nak kejar Mr. Surgeon yg jalan amatlah laju time ward round. Shortness of breath on exertion (SOBOE)



Sneakers utk MAFIA Fight yg sudah berabad lama. ermmm..need a new one, I guess, sejak zaman KMB ni!!!
Diletakkan diluar bilik, sebab tahu tiada org yg ngin mencuri ini kasut.
Air Wick yg perlu diletakkan di recycle bin


Till then..


Take Care my sweetheart gorgeous darling.
I'll be back soon..adios amigos kinder Buenos Barberoverdose...


[A little scribbler:Aishah Bendigo’09]

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Rompakan!!!

Never in my life, my Italian Restaurants kena rompak!!!
Rompak sampai my business cant operate anymore.
People always target my Casino and 5-stars Hotel je.
Memang saya tidak berpuas hati!!!
Sabarrrrr...Breath in...breath out...lets practise breathing technique for anxiety disorder...

Lets investigate/stalk angkara siapakah makhluk perosak Ridsect ini.


  1. Skilled Underboss "Don Wilton", level 153 Mogul

2. Master Consigliere "JazzyJeff", level 151 Maniac


Impreesion by Consultant Psychiatrist: Biarkan sahaja mamat berdua ni. Tiada gunanya kita pergi lawan balik.Membazir stamina and healthsahaja. X pasal2 kang ke snuff. Hari ni hari dia. Esok lusa hari diorg gak. Sebab I have my own way to lead my own day.

p/s: FYI my dear gorgeous and pretty people, I admit that Im an emotional person. Till then take care.

Title pangkat/ Tangga Gaji

  1. Street Tug

  2. Associate

  3. Soldier

  4. Enforcer

  5. Hitman

  6. Capo

  7. Consieglier

  8. Underboss

  9. Boss
  • To get a title, you have to master all the jobs in a given tab. Penat2..especially nak tunggu energy naik balik. Kalo kena snuff lagi menderita. [sila buat muka seposen]. Hilang 6 experience points. Phewww....So, kena la gi hospital beli health. Doktor MAFIA sekarang makin demand. Semakin mahal insurans nyawa. Sape byk kali mati tuh, mcm hukum karma la. Buat jahat byk kali, mati pun banyak kali gak la. Hikhikhik ..[Smug face]

  • You cannot skip titles, you have to work your way up the ranks. This means that if you want the title of Associate, you have to first master all the Street Thug job. Masa awal2, disebabkan terlalu bijak, so x bacalah rules and regulation, just buat jobs yg memberikan byk $$$ dan loot yg banyak. Dah tgh2 jalan, baru realise, nape org lain ada title kat depan nama, and I'm still pangkat x de pape. Ha Amik ko!!! Dush!! Kalo masuk The APPRENTICE ni, i think i will be the first person that Donald Trump shout "You are fired!" Adei2..

  • So, right now I'm in the middle to get Master Underboss, Skilled Boss & Master Boss. Wish me luck!

Till then, Take Care my hot, gorgeous and pretty peoples!

*wink*wink*

[A little scribbler: Aishah Bendigo’09]

Welcome to my Mafia Family's Blog

Hola hola my gorgeous and pretty peoples on the earth!!!

Lemme introduce myself first.

Name: Boss Lazarov Morolto Mogul
Level : 178
Location : Spain-Italy-Bendigo
Mafia members : 59



Jobs: Currently head of my mafia family. Alhamdulillah already have 4 new faces of new boss. Warm welcome to our new street tug, associate, soldier, enforcer and hitman. Prefer to complete jobs in order to get title of " Master of Boss". Fighting with other Mafia Family just to earn extra experience points . Robbing of other Mafia's properties masa zaman muda2 je. Now , I'm already regret.


Favourite foods: Strawberry -Tomato-Avocado
Addicted to : Illegal transaction records, Untraceable cell phone, blackmail photo
Motto: Ancora Imparo
Shout out: "Viva La Vie Mafia"







Impression : by Consultant Psychiatrist

I have this wonderful feeling of connectedness when play Mafia Wars...[not the CRAIG HASSED one...] it is a simple wireless broadband connection with excellent speed with someone whom I can have soulful connection…the person that can give you a piece of mind...a two cents of thought that make your soul and spirit calm….(I don't play spirit of the coin back in school)

I will introduce my top mafia player in my next issue.

Till then..

Take Care my sweetheart gorgeous darling.

I'll be back soon..adios amigos kinder Buenos Barberoverdose...

[A little scribbler:Aishah Bendigo’09]