Sunday, May 31, 2009

Once upon a time in Bendigo

Last year Don UDON...
How about this year?
tsk..tsk..tsk...

A Special Mafia Letter dedicated to Don Udon

Dear Miss Boss Don Udon,

I hope you find this letter in the best state of health, iman and taqwa.Happy Burstday my dear!!! It is the 24th one...hikhikhik..Welcome to the Club [Background song: Denial..denial..denial]

Another year has come and gone .Instead of counting candles, lets both of us contemplate the blessing and cherish the beautiful moments that we had in the past...

I pray that Allah will always bestow you with nur, taufik and hidayah, guide you with His furqan,and keep you in the straight path to jannah.
I wish you a wonderful life ahead with each hour and minute be filled with delight and may happiness will always be with you. Muahks...

p/s: as always..you still didn't reveal to me, to which group you are belong to. Thus my wish...

To my Iban/ Bidayuh/Orang Ulu/ Dayak /Kadazan/Dusun friend
a very happy, merry, loud and noisy Gawai Dayak and Tadau Kaamatan!
I wish you long life, good health & prosperity
Gong Xi Fat Chai...
Ang Pau lai lai...

p/s:Please claim your prezzies once you meet me. Sorry I can't give you through the Mafia Wars application

Take a really good care! See you in the future and if not in the hereafter.

Warm regards,

Boss Lazarov Morolto
Spain-Italy-Bendigo
lazarovmorolto.blogspot.com


* I thought that I want to upload your photo in my blog, but since you are a shy person, I didn't proceed with the plan. Sorry, my bad!

Cubaan Merompak

Ada orang cuba merompak saya..tetapi GAGAL...



Foot Care of a MAFIA

Use this shimmering lotion on your thigh and feet. Looks glamourous and sexy. A Mafia have to be looking as elegant as possible.




Before go to fight, make sure apply this. Jgn buat malu my MAFIA family kalo kaki bau2...






Bring along this kit in your handbag 24/7 . This is an emergency tool. Not available in emergency department. Kang korang kena dush laju2 ngan ED Consultant sbb presenting complain utk mendpaatkan this loot.


After doing soo much jobs and fighting. Use this. The perfect additive for a foot soak, which leaves feet cool and revitalised



Sambil2 rendam, scrub your heels especially with this. This LOOT can be use in water.
tapi saya malas nk duduk dlm bathroom lama2 nanti my mommy akan panggil
"Tuan puteri, x habis lagi ke mandi Tuan putei ?"


Apply this as a moisturiser. A mafia feet also need a moisturiser. Bukan muka sahaja kena moist.

Kalo x penat sangat boleh apply this.


I got this sbb the salesgirl asikla duk promote. Bau dia x best. But it works efficently.

Masa duk tunggu level energy up, scrub kaki anda. This loot x perlu guna air. Bleh taram je kat kaki tuh. Buang sikit dead cells. especailly girls yg wear stilettos 24/7, jgn kasi heals cracked and buku lali hitam. MALU...



Just in case, put this almond oil daily hand & nail cream in your pencil case gi sekolah. Bleh je letak kat kaki. Saya layan je. Kaki tangan sama je lah.



Saya suka ini...SOOOOODAPPPP bau dia!!!

Image kasi besor skit..hikhikhik


Sebulan sekali bleh la apply benda ala ni. Saya belum mampu lagi gi SPA sbb budget ciput je, meh kita buat kat umah je.



LASTLY, Wear your hommy comfy socks when you go to sleep.

Sleep tight my hot and gorgoeus people on the earth!!!

Take care!

adios amigos kinder Buenos Barberoverdose...


[A little scribbler: Aishah Bendigo’09]

Kaki seorang MAFIA

Superficial Anatomy of a truly Mafia: RAFA the King of Clay.
the King of my Heart
Pink : Roland Garos '09
Green: Roland Garros '08

Musculoskeletal of a LEG

FITFLOP

a pair of thongs (Australia)/ Chappal (India)/ slip-slops (South Africa)/jandals (New Zealand)/ slippers/pluggers/ go-aheads/chancletas/sandal.

For a casual walk to buy groceries.


SAYA Mahu kaki sebegini sexy .

“Oprah’s Favorites” of Summer 2008, with Heidi Klum guesting


NIKE Mary Janes Shoes : Untuk bekerja di Hospital

No high heel/ stilettoes/ wedges/ insolia/ kinky boots in ward, nanti registrar pompuan jeling jealous and susah nak kejar Mr. Surgeon yg jalan amatlah laju time ward round. Shortness of breath on exertion (SOBOE)



Sneakers utk MAFIA Fight yg sudah berabad lama. ermmm..need a new one, I guess, sejak zaman KMB ni!!!
Diletakkan diluar bilik, sebab tahu tiada org yg ngin mencuri ini kasut.
Air Wick yg perlu diletakkan di recycle bin


Till then..


Take Care my sweetheart gorgeous darling.
I'll be back soon..adios amigos kinder Buenos Barberoverdose...


[A little scribbler:Aishah Bendigo’09]

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Horoscope


Taurus April 21 to May 20

June's an opportune time for self-reflection. Someone once said that "guilt is the only sin", and lately you've been carrying enough on your shoulders to shame an entire monastery.
Rid yourself of any regrets, taboos and all other emotional trash.
At the same time, you really must learn to voice an opinion of your own.
Once anxiety is out of the way, you can get on with enjoying life.

Consultant Psychiatrist

Some people asked me the reason I want to become a psychiatrist. To be specific a child psychiatrist

My answer: From the first day i went to medical school, and on the first day I sat in the lecture hall in Monash University, I just knew it. I knew that I want to become a child psychiatrist one day. Definitely!!! [dlm hati: mari berdansa dan gelak golek-golek kawan kawan]

My answer to people yg mcm mempersendakan psychiatrist:
I just knew since I was in my mommy womb that I want to become a child psychiatrist. it shows that my frontal lobe already function perfectly and my insight and judgement are marvellous!!!


[Hikhikhik...amik ko!]
Theres a lot that I want to do in psychiatric field back in Malaysia.


Sakit hati dgn ntah pape traditional healer a.k.a bomoh yg mempergunakan/memperkotak katikkan masyarakat dgn ilmu alam diorang.


Scenario 1:
We have anti-psychotic drug to give to a cancer patient that experienced hallucination.
That person bukannya di'rasuk' oleh demon, And this fellow bomoh cakap dia dirasuk. apekah???
And here goes RM10 000 to this bomoh who didnt attend any medical school. [No offense here]
The underlying reason was the cancer already metastasized/spread to the brain!!!
Bila CT Brain Scan showed stage IV cancer, silalah cik Bomoh beri penjelasan ilmu alam anda.

p/s: i do believe of alam ghaib, and i do believe of ilmu perubatan Islam. But i hate when people dont seek the right treatment with the right person. You risk your own akidah.

Why CHILD?

Come my gorgeous and pretty people, lets enjoy reading this book
"The Boy Who Was Raised as a Dog"
By Bruce Perry, Maia Szalavitz

Synopsis:


  • What happens when a young brain is traumatized? How does terror, abuse, or disaster affect a child's mind--and how can that mind recover?
  • Child psychiatrist Bruce Perry has helped children faced with unimaginable horror: genocide survivors, murder witnesses, kidnapped teenagers, and victims of family violence.
  • In The Boy Who Was Raised as a Dog, he tells their stories of trauma and transformation through the lens of science, revealing the brain's astonishing capacity for healing.
  • Deftly combining unforgettable case histories with his own compassionate, insightful strategies for rehabilitation, Perry explains what exactly happens to the brain when a child is exposed to extreme stress--and reveals the unexpected measures that can be taken to ease a child's pain and help him grow into a healthy adult.
  • Through the stories of children who recover--physically, mentally, and emotionally--from the most devastating circumstances, Perry shows how simple things like surroundings, affection, language, and touch can deeply impact the developing brain, for better or for worse.
  • In this deeply informed and moving book, Bruce Perry dramatically demonstrates that only when we understand the science of the mind can we hope to heal the spirit of even the most wounded child.
So, my gorgeous and pretty people, especially teacher, who experiencing a young kid/student in the class, don't easily diagnosed them as ADHD, naughty when they being convicted by any conduct behaviour.
Theres so much we can learn. Lets improve our health care system integration together-gather
Come people, together hand-by-hand, we create a better world!!!

p/s: Lazarov teringat masa kena membanting tulang 4 kerat membuat 5000 words psychiatric case report.
Person 1:If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can't I just draw something for my essay?
Person 2: Yeah, i need to do 5ooo words essay. So, i just need to draw 5 pic on these white A4 papers, isn't it?
Person 3: Do you need my painting collection from my MAFIA WAR..i have a lot!!!
Person 2: Memang nak kena kawan2 aku ni!!!


Take care my sweetheart darling gorgeous!

[Little scribbler: Aishah Bendigo '09]

Rompakan!!!

Never in my life, my Italian Restaurants kena rompak!!!
Rompak sampai my business cant operate anymore.
People always target my Casino and 5-stars Hotel je.
Memang saya tidak berpuas hati!!!
Sabarrrrr...Breath in...breath out...lets practise breathing technique for anxiety disorder...

Lets investigate/stalk angkara siapakah makhluk perosak Ridsect ini.


  1. Skilled Underboss "Don Wilton", level 153 Mogul

2. Master Consigliere "JazzyJeff", level 151 Maniac


Impreesion by Consultant Psychiatrist: Biarkan sahaja mamat berdua ni. Tiada gunanya kita pergi lawan balik.Membazir stamina and healthsahaja. X pasal2 kang ke snuff. Hari ni hari dia. Esok lusa hari diorg gak. Sebab I have my own way to lead my own day.

p/s: FYI my dear gorgeous and pretty people, I admit that Im an emotional person. Till then take care.

When it rains and the darkness falls




*for someone [Mr. Anonymous] somewhere over the rainbow

One Summer

You are the sun that comes on summer winds.
You are the falling year that autumn brings.
You are the wonder and the mystery,
In everything I see… the things you are to me.

When I'm alone I dream of the horizon and words fail me.
There is no light in a room where there is no sun,
And there is no sun if you're not here with me, with me!
From every window unfurls my heart, the heart that you have won.
Into me you've poured the light,the light that you found by the side of the secret garden.

One Autumn

Listen to the rain. Here it comes again.
Hear it in the rain. Feel the touch of tears that fall.
They won't fall forever. In the way the day will flow.
All things come, all things go .
Where is the beginning? Where is the end?
Why did we fall into days?
Why are we calling out into the endlessness?

One winter

Lonely swan in a silver lake, you are drifting alone,
Oh you know how a heart can break, when love has flown.
Silver swan by the shore, lift you wings up and fly,
don't you wait for me evermore, don't let life pass you by.
You belong to the sun, You belong to the sky,
You have more than one song to sing for your life.
You are destined for higher ground, not to linger with me,
to the earth I am ever bound, eternally.


One Spring

To let go now,it hurts, there is weight upon its wings.
With the left strength and courage that I still kept alive,
I need to say goodbye.
Places that I've never seen or experienced with you,
Now I shall, I'll sail with you upon ships across the seas, seas that exist no more.
Now, fall off to sleep, I'm not meaning to keep you.
You were and are and will be, just as ever,in many minds and hearts.
It's time to say goodbye.

Bless you with love for the road that you go.
May you sail far to the fields of fortune.
With diamonds and pearls at your head and feet.
May you need never to banish misfortune.
May you find kindness in all that you meet.
Be loved in return to the end of your days.

Thank you for the Mondays,Saturdays and Sundays,
Everyday, the whole year through.
Thank you for the fun days,
All those number-one days,
Battles-to-be-won days, too.
I just want to say it, Thank you for each day with you.
May there always be angels to watch over you, to guide you each step of the way,
To guard you and keep you safe from all harm.....
I will sing you to sleep , I will sing you a lullaby,
And I will just sit here for a while .

? Summer

Even when this moment ends, Can't let go this feeling.
A rose in winter, afraid of next summer.
Only if I could tell you.


p/s: to all my gorgeous and pretty people, DON'T GIVE UP, spread your wings, share your love.
[..Though a lover can be ever lost, love cannot be..]






Title pangkat/ Tangga Gaji

  1. Street Tug

  2. Associate

  3. Soldier

  4. Enforcer

  5. Hitman

  6. Capo

  7. Consieglier

  8. Underboss

  9. Boss
  • To get a title, you have to master all the jobs in a given tab. Penat2..especially nak tunggu energy naik balik. Kalo kena snuff lagi menderita. [sila buat muka seposen]. Hilang 6 experience points. Phewww....So, kena la gi hospital beli health. Doktor MAFIA sekarang makin demand. Semakin mahal insurans nyawa. Sape byk kali mati tuh, mcm hukum karma la. Buat jahat byk kali, mati pun banyak kali gak la. Hikhikhik ..[Smug face]

  • You cannot skip titles, you have to work your way up the ranks. This means that if you want the title of Associate, you have to first master all the Street Thug job. Masa awal2, disebabkan terlalu bijak, so x bacalah rules and regulation, just buat jobs yg memberikan byk $$$ dan loot yg banyak. Dah tgh2 jalan, baru realise, nape org lain ada title kat depan nama, and I'm still pangkat x de pape. Ha Amik ko!!! Dush!! Kalo masuk The APPRENTICE ni, i think i will be the first person that Donald Trump shout "You are fired!" Adei2..

  • So, right now I'm in the middle to get Master Underboss, Skilled Boss & Master Boss. Wish me luck!

Till then, Take Care my hot, gorgeous and pretty peoples!

*wink*wink*

[A little scribbler: Aishah Bendigo’09]

Welcome to my Mafia Family's Blog

Hola hola my gorgeous and pretty peoples on the earth!!!

Lemme introduce myself first.

Name: Boss Lazarov Morolto Mogul
Level : 178
Location : Spain-Italy-Bendigo
Mafia members : 59



Jobs: Currently head of my mafia family. Alhamdulillah already have 4 new faces of new boss. Warm welcome to our new street tug, associate, soldier, enforcer and hitman. Prefer to complete jobs in order to get title of " Master of Boss". Fighting with other Mafia Family just to earn extra experience points . Robbing of other Mafia's properties masa zaman muda2 je. Now , I'm already regret.


Favourite foods: Strawberry -Tomato-Avocado
Addicted to : Illegal transaction records, Untraceable cell phone, blackmail photo
Motto: Ancora Imparo
Shout out: "Viva La Vie Mafia"







Impression : by Consultant Psychiatrist

I have this wonderful feeling of connectedness when play Mafia Wars...[not the CRAIG HASSED one...] it is a simple wireless broadband connection with excellent speed with someone whom I can have soulful connection…the person that can give you a piece of mind...a two cents of thought that make your soul and spirit calm….(I don't play spirit of the coin back in school)

I will introduce my top mafia player in my next issue.

Till then..

Take Care my sweetheart gorgeous darling.

I'll be back soon..adios amigos kinder Buenos Barberoverdose...

[A little scribbler:Aishah Bendigo’09]